Coming home after a long weekend of rock n roll and partying, Buttweed's car a.k.a the "Butt Mobile" exploded and crash landed on the side of I-15 south of Layton. Since the last Buttmobile had also performed this maneuver, Buttweed took control of the situation and proceeded to walk the remaining 12 miles back to the "Butt Lair" in Bountiful. His amazingly hungover and almost certainly still intoxicated sidekick, Tyler stumbled along as well.
Upon arrival at the Butt Lair. Tyler attempted to cure his hangover with the rest of the beer in phee's fridge, much to phee's dismay. After some much needed rest, we enlisted the help of Mister Richter's Mormon Assault Vehicle and Rock and Roll Instrument Transport to go and salvage the Butt Mobile.
Upon Arrival of the point of the Butt Mobile's demise, we realized that it's invisibility cloaking device must have been activated. For we could not see it.
Never mind- long story short, the mother trucking Utah Highway Patrol towed our car within 2 HOURS of it being broken. Way to truckin go, Protect and SERVE, committed to community my Butt!!
Time to find a new Butt Mobile.
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